Funny Home quarantine jokes that will blow your mind
Social distancing, washing hands regularly, wearing masks, self-isolation, home-quarantine, etc. are some of the new words that every person on this planet will know clearly after being said the same thing over and over again since the start of the coronavirus pandemic. Now on the internet, we found some interesting jokes on home quarantine that will surely put a smile on your face in these testing times.
1) If I keep stress-eating at this pace then, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other.
Meaning: Due to the home quarantine, if a person keeps on just eating and doing no activities, then he will surely gain so much weight that the shirts and dresses will become shorter for him or her. Thus, the moral here is to eat well, but also exercise well to stay away from excess weight gain.
2) World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot get the infection of COVID-19. Dogs earlier held in quarantine can now be freed. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
Meaning: Remember the song Who let the dogs out? It seems the pandemic is making the song turn into a reality.
3) The feeling of relaxing on the couch after a long day of being tense on the couch is nothing like it.
Meaning: After being the entire day sitting on the couch and watching the news about the rising number of cases and also doing office work or studies due to the home quarantine, I am finally able to relax on the couch.
4) Why do people called COVID-19 the novel coronavirus disease? Because it is a long story which has many publishers already since a year and doesn’t know for how many more months or years? A novel that only a person sitting at home can write, probably?
5) What did the astronauts say to NASA when they notified them that their mission was complete and they could return to earth? Thanks, but no thanks.
Meaning: Even the astronauts now don’t want to return to the earth that has 220 countries all over suffering from the deadly coronavirus disease.
