The coronavirus pandemic is the biggest tragedy that this century has ever witnessed in the world. The deaths and infection cases are still rising every day and we have many people crying and feeling sad over the entire situation. But life has taught that one has to see the funnier side in times of crisis as well. Here are some one-liners and jokes on coronavirus to smile and try to see the better side of life.
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1) I would never buy the 2022 calendar until I see the trailer of the same.
2) Staying at home, the days of the week have got new names like that day, this day, someday, yesterday, next day instead of the names of Monday to Sunday, because work from home makes every day feel like the same.
3) Friend 1 says that coronavirus pandemic could be over in 2 days, friend 2 asks who said that?, friend 1 says W.H.O. said.
4) Online dating has become quite safer these days as every guy I am dating online is himself social distancing than asking for a date at a coffee shop or park.
5) The more couples will be asked to stay at home, the more boom we will see of babies after 9 months and they will be called as coronials.
6) Once this lockdown is over, I am not going to home and follow reverse quarantine by staying away from home for 6 weeks.
7) After years of staying at home unemployed, when I finally decided to take up a job in 2020, the pandemic made me sit at home again. I am proud of how I have been saving the world even before the pandemic.
8) How did the health experts lie? They told a mask and gloves were sufficient to go to the grocery store. When I went there, everyone else had clothes on.
