Lockdown has been such a bore since the last year. We feel like living life in a roller-coaster ride wherein when the cases go up, we are shut at our homes and when the cases get lowered, we are allowed to go out. So, there is nothing permanent these days, even the lockdown rules that keeps changing from place to place and situation to situation. As we go through this boredom, let us put a smile on our faces with some comic jokes on husband and wife relations during the lockdown.
1) A man met a friend who had married for the second time. When the man asked the friend how it was going, the friend replied that “Dude, it is the same virus but with a different mutation”.
2) When a wife asked her husband that why can’t she see his love for her, he said that it is asymptomatic love.
3) As per World Husband Organization, any person who has been married for 25 years needs not to take the vaccine as his immune system after taking the criticism from his wife is more powerful than any vaccine.
4) World’s Thinnest book published is “What a woman wants?” and it has only 1 page with 1 word which says “Everything”.
5) The only two women who listen to everyone nowadays are Siri and Alexa.
6) 80% of the men don’t know why their wives are angry. Do you think the remaining 20% know? Lol, they don’t even know that their wives are angry.
7) During an argument, a wife was about to calm down but she got angrier when her husband asked her to relax and calm down.
8) A wise man once told his wife nothing and he is indeed a wise man.
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Please note: All the jokes have been collected and inspired from the jokes on the internet and social media.
